"Working a 8-5 desk job can be boring, very boring. Especially when the job involves no creative whatsoever. On one of these 8-5 days (probably a Monday...) I got so bored at work that I decided to ..."
"I'm a mycologist, so I really love lichens. I also love puns. Thus this shirt was born. I had little intention of actually ordering anything, but the design looked so good on the website I had to d..."