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\"floatPlanning a float trip in the warm weather and need an inspiring or funny slogan for your trip? We’ve compiled a list of some funny and creative sayings for your group and they’re a great add to custom tees and tank tops<\/a> to rock down the river. Check out our list below and let us know if you have a favorite in the comments section!<\/p>\n

Float Trip Sayings & Slogans<\/h3>\n

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I\u2019m on a float!<\/p>\n

Tubing = therapy<\/p>\n

Bottoms up!<\/p>\n

Driftin\u2019 down the river without a care in the world.<\/p>\n

Keep calm and float on.<\/p>\n

Float \u2019em if you\u2019ve got \u2019em.<\/p>\n

Real men wear tubes.<\/p>\n

We\u2019re freestyle floaters.<\/p>\n

What happens on the river stays on the river!<\/p>\n

I lost my cooler & flip flops and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!<\/p>\n

Whatever floats your boat.<\/p>\n

Float the river, bro.<\/p>\n

My bones crave the river.<\/p>\n

Floats well with others<\/p>\n

You can’t float with us<\/p>\n

We all float on.<\/p>\n

River hair don’t care.<\/p>\n

Bro, do you even paddle?<\/p>\n

We’re sippin’ & trippin’.<\/p>\n

Just go with the flow.<\/p>\n

It’s all oar nothing.<\/p>\n

Create Float Trip T-shirts<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Planning a float trip in the warm weather and need an inspiring or funny slogan for your trip? We’ve compiled a list of some funny and creative sayings for your group and they’re a great add to custom tees and tank tops to rock down the river. Check out our list below and let us know if you have a favorite in the comments section! Float Trip Sayings & Slogans I\u2019m on a float! Tubing = therapy Bottoms up! Driftin\u2019 down the river without a care in the world. Keep calm and float on. Float \u2019em if you\u2019ve got \u2019em. 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