This t-shirt is dedicated to Professor Trash Wheel and Mr. Trash Wheel's alma mater: Bogports School of Wheelcraft & Fisheries. It is the premiere school for aspiring rubbish eaters. There they learn things like how to digest large logs, advance watershed analysis, basic snek care, and how to use the social media when you have no hands and cannot speak. Top rated garbage experts from around the world come to teach and mold young trash wheels overseen by Bogports' headmaster Professor Dumpsterdor. This t-shirt comes in each of Bogports house colors: red for Turtleroar, yellow for Otterfluff, green for Snekerin, and Blue for Ratypaw. No matter what house you are sorted in, you can wear your Bogports School shirt with pride. Now join us in singing the official alma mater of Bogports School of Wheelcraft & Fisheries:

Bogports, Bogports, Boggy Porty Bogports,
Teach us the ways of trash please,
Whether we be jellyfish or water wheels,
Or sharks with wee pointy teeth,
Our wheels will do some churning,
With some interesting stuff,
For trash, we see, is everywhere
Cigarette butts and bits of fluff,
So teach us how to clean the world,
And rid the trash those humans throw out,
We'll do our best, we will not rest,
Until ocean trash is a thing of the past,
And waters are clean throughout.