Welcome To The Dumpster Fire That Is 2026!

About this campaign

All funds raised will be used to GLOW UP OUR HOLE! Uh... I mean enrich our lives in The Black Hole. Some examples include: Art Car & Transpo fund, Logistics, General Operation resources, Life Support supplies, clown paint, rock star recognition, Empwess Pixie's Light Saber Battle Of Doom (WHAT?)

Ok, ACTUALLY important stuff... You'll have the option of picking your stuff up on Playa this year. We do still recommend you opt to have it shipped to yourself unless you know FOR SURE you'll be able to pick it up before the end of the event. It saves a lot of trouble if something goes wrong with your order. I'm not gonna chase you down, either. So if you opt to pick up in person, please actually pick it up :)

All Sales Final. NO RETURNS OR EXCHANGES unless the vendor makes a mistake. As usual, this is not a bar campaign. None of these funds will pay for alcohol, that's a different fund.


Items for pick up will be available on Playa in The Black Hole from August 24th, 2026 through September 6th, 2026. Unclaimed items can be shipped after the event at the cost of the recipient. Items unclaimed by December 31st, 2026 become forfeit and will be donated to GPE as a gift.