#RALPHED

Ralphed [ralfedor, esp. British,reyfed, rahfed, rahlfed]
verb

1. To be the subject of a well-intended, but sometimesback-handed, complimentdelivered in a heavy, New York accent:Kerri, you're a good beater because you aren't small and petite like other girls.
2. To be placed on a pedestal by a staple of the Northeast community and pretend not be flattered (we know you are):Yada andAlex Linde are the Michael Jordan andScottie Pippen of quidditch!

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Photo by Michael E. Mason Photography
Design by Walter Makarucha Jr.
Approved by Ralph Palmieri