St. Patrick’s Day Bar Crawl Slogans & Irish Quotes

If St. Patrick’s Day is one of your favorite reasons to celebrate, then unite your whole crew for your pub crawl or event with custom tees and apparel. Whether you go all out on St. Paddy’s and hit the town, or celebrate with your closest friends at your neighborhood bar, there’s no wrong way to drink some beer in the name of the Irish. Need some inspiration for your gear? Check out our St. Patrick’s Day quotes and bar crawl slogans below. If you see something that feels like finding a pot of gold, customize t-shirts for your whole group.
St. Patrick’s Day Bar Crawl Slogans & Quotes
- There are only two kinds of people in the world: The Irish and those who wish they were.
- If you have a drink, please put it in the air!
- Why walk when you can crawl?
- You can’t say you’ve been drinking all day unless you start before noon.
- We don’t get drunk, we get awesome.
- In Heaven, there is no beer. That’s why we drink it here!
- I didn’t do it, the Leprechaun did!
- Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love thy enemy.
- If you’re dating an Irish girl raise your glass…if not, raise your standards.
- Don’t mind me, I’m blacked out.
- If you’re lucky enough to be Irish, you’re lucky enough!
- May your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow, and may trouble avoid you wherever you go.
- May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.
- Kiss me, I’m Irish
- I’m feeling lucky.
- We like whisky business.
- Make a wish & take a sip!
- May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be always at your back.
- I’m not drunk I’m just Irish.
- Whisky makes me frisky.
- Jameson is my boyfriend.
- Keep calm and drink Guinness.
- Who’s your Paddy?
- Beer & whisky & corned beef & cabbage.
- Top o’ the mornin’ to ya…or is it night?
- It’s your lucky day.
- Magically delicious!
- Let’s get ready to stumbleeeeeee.
- Today I give zero lucks.
- I’m pinch-proof.
- If I seem sober, buy me a beer!
- We’re here to paddy.
How to Design St. Patrick’s Day Shirts
Bar crawl crews usually want a soft tee for the day, a hoodie for the walk between stops, and a hat. The 3 picks below cover all three.

Bayside USA-Made Heavyweight Pullover Hoodie
- Heavyweight hoodie for chilly March days
- Crew name across the back
Collect sizes with Custom Ink’s Group Order Form. Everyone picks a size from a shared link, and the organizer pays once.
Design Your Own St. Patrick’s Day Shirts
St. Patrick’s Day Slogans FAQ
Which slogans work best on St. Patrick’s Day shirts?
Short ones read best, like Kiss me, I’m Irish or I’m pinch-proof.
Where can I find more ideas?
Check out our St. Patrick’s Day design ideas.
When should we order our shirts?
Order a few weeks before you need them. That leaves time to approve the design, collect sizes, and have the shirts arrive in time.
Can I get help with the design?
Yes. Start in the Design Lab, and Custom Ink’s Inkers can help with fonts, colors, and placement.
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