30 Demolition Derby Slogans and Sayings
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Looking for some rough and tumble fun? Make your way down to the demolition derby where you can watch metal mayhem to your heart’s content. This exciting event combines the perfect amount of mechanical prowess and insane recklessness to drive up your adrenaline whether you’re watching from the pits or sitting in the driver’s seat. Gear up your group for the next contest of metallic grit with custom t-shirts for the whole crew and add some extra fun with these 30 demolition derby slogans and sayings.
30 Demolition Derby Slogans and Sayings
- Talk derby to me
- If it ain’t broke, demolish it
- If the dirt ain’t flyin’, you ain’t tryin’
- Don’t break my stick
- Fender benders are my specialty
- If you don’t like my hits, watch from the pits
- Repair, demolish, repeat
- I break cars and hearts
- Meet me in the metal
- Bend it till it breaks
- Derby drives me wild
- It’s not road rage, it’s derby
- Tailgate this!
- I settle it in the mud
- Crash into me
- Keep calm and crash on
- Rev em’ if you (still) got ’em
- If at first you don’t succeed, crash, crash again
- Derby’s just racing with the boring parts cut out
- Built tough to play rough
- Give it more gas
- Strip it, smash it, fix it, repeat!
- Crash specialist
- Legalized road rage
- Let’s get smashed
- Crash and the boys
- Twisted metal is my art
- Smash ’em up
- Don’t trash your old car, demolish it
- Making mods and smashing bods
How to Design Demolition Derby Apparel
Derby crews usually want a tee for the pits, a hat for sunny fairgrounds, and something to keep drinks cold between heats. The 3 picks below cover all three.
Bayside USA-Made Jersey T-shirt
- Made-in-the-USA cotton tee for the pits and the stands
- Car number on the front and a slogan on the back
’47 Brand Trawler Trucker Hat
- Mesh back keeps you cool at the fairgrounds
- Team logo on the front for derby photos
Coleman 1 Gallon Insulated Beverage Jug
- Keeps drinks cold between heats
- Team name on the side marks your spot in the pits
Collect sizes with Custom Ink’s Group Order Form. Everyone picks a size from a shared link, and the organizer pays once.
Make Demolition Derby T-shirts
Demolition Derby Slogans FAQ
Which derby slogans work best on a shirt?
Short ones read best, like Crash specialist or Talk derby to me. Save the longer sayings for the back of the shirt.
Can we add our car number and driver’s name?
Yes. Many crews put the car number on the front and the driver’s name and a slogan on the back.
When should we order our shirts?
Order a few weeks before you need them. That leaves time to approve the design, collect sizes, and have the shirts arrive in time.
Can I get help with the design?
Yes. Start in the Design Lab, and Custom Ink’s Inkers can help with fonts, colors, and placement.
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Grant is the Senior Copywriter at Custom Ink. He loves stories of all kinds and actively seeks to enthrall everyone around him with exciting tales, even if they’re about everyday events. Outside of storytelling, Grant loves to immerse himself in movies, television, books, and games, as well as go exploring in order to draw inspiration for the worlds in his mind.