Funny Oboe and Bassoon Sayings and Slogans

Watch out, there’s treble a brewin’! That’s right, the double reeds are here and ready to break wind…wait, that’s not what we meant. What we meant was that it is time to show the other sections that we are not just filled with a bunch of hot air. Show your pride with some of our funny and clever oboe and bassoon sayings on custom t-shirts for your whole section.
Funny and Clever Oboe & Bassoon Section Slogans and Sayings
- Oboe You Diβint!
- REED my lips, OBOES are the best
- 1% Talent, 2% Dedication, 97% Hot Air
- Bassooner or Later
- They call me, Oboe-Wan Kenobi
- Call it a clarinet one more time, I dare you (for Oboists)
- Leaving so bassoon?
- Call it an Oboe one more time, I dare you (for Bassoonists)
- Itβs all fun and games, until someone chips a reed
- Double reeds do it better
How to Design Oboe and Bassoon Section Shirts
Band sections usually want a soft tee for rehearsal, a hoodie for cold bus rides, and a water bottle for the stands. The 3 picks below cover all three.

Bayside USA-Made Heavyweight Pullover Hoodie
- Heavyweight hoodie for bus rides
- Section name across the back

Nalgene 32 oz. Sustain Tritan Narrow Mouth Water Bottle
- Large 32 oz. bottle for the stands
- Add the section name
Collect sizes with Custom Ink’s Group Order Form. Everyone picks a size from a shared link, and the organizer pays once.
Oboe and Bassoon Sayings FAQ
Which sayings work best on section shirts?
Puns read best, like Bassooner or Later or Oboe-Wan Kenobi.
Can the whole band match?
Yes. Many bands use one design and change the section name for each group.
When should we order our shirts?
Order a few weeks before you need them. That leaves time to approve the design, collect sizes, and have the shirts arrive in time.
Can I get help with the design?
Yes. Start in the Design Lab, and Custom Ink’s Inkers can help with fonts, colors, and placement.
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