Slogans & Sayings

Funny Oboe and Bassoon Sayings and Slogans

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Watch out, there’s treble a brewin’! That’s right, the double reeds are here and ready to break wind…wait, that’s not what we meant. What we meant was that it is time to show the other sections that we are not just filled with a bunch of hot air. Show your pride with some of our funny and clever oboe and bassoon sayings on custom t-shirts for your whole section.

Funny and Clever Oboe & Bassoon Section Slogans and Sayings

  1. Oboe You Di’int!
  2. REED my lips, OBOES are the best
  3. 1% Talent, 2% Dedication, 97% Hot Air
  4. Bassooner or Later
  5. They call me, Oboe-Wan Kenobi
  6. Call it a clarinet one more time, I dare you (for Oboists)
  7. Leaving so bassoon?
  8. Call it an Oboe one more time, I dare you (for Bassoonists)
  9. It’s all fun and games, until someone chips a reed
  10. Double reeds do it better

How to Design Oboe and Bassoon Section Shirts

Band sections usually want a soft tee for rehearsal, a hoodie for cold bus rides, and a water bottle for the stands. The 3 picks below cover all three.

Allmade Tri-Blend T-shirt

Allmade Tri-Blend T-shirt

  • Soft tri-blend tee for rehearsal
  • Section slogan on the front
Bayside USA-Made Heavyweight Pullover Hoodie

Bayside USA-Made Heavyweight Pullover Hoodie

  • Heavyweight hoodie for bus rides
  • Section name across the back
Nalgene 32 oz. Sustain Tritan Narrow Mouth Water Bottle

Nalgene 32 oz. Sustain Tritan Narrow Mouth Water Bottle

  • Large 32 oz. bottle for the stands
  • Add the section name

Collect sizes with Custom Ink’s Group Order Form. Everyone picks a size from a shared link, and the organizer pays once.

Design Your Own Band Shirts

Oboe and Bassoon Sayings FAQ

Which sayings work best on section shirts?

Puns read best, like Bassooner or Later or Oboe-Wan Kenobi.

Can the whole band match?

Yes. Many bands use one design and change the section name for each group.

When should we order our shirts?

Order a few weeks before you need them. That leaves time to approve the design, collect sizes, and have the shirts arrive in time.

Can I get help with the design?

Yes. Start in the Design Lab, and Custom Ink’s Inkers can help with fonts, colors, and placement.

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