Slogans & Sayings

32 Laboratory Slogans and Sayings

Grant Shumaker Posted By Grant Shumaker —

Grant is the Senior Copywriter at Custom Ink. He loves stories of all kinds and actively seeks to enthrall everyone around him with exciting tales, even if they’re about everyday events. Outside of storytelling, Grant loves to immerse himself in movies, television, books, and games, as well as go exploring in order to draw inspiration for the worlds in his mind.


Laboratory slogans and sayings

Whether you’re mixing up new concoctions or simply proving a hypothesis, working in the lab allows you and your team to be on the cutting edge of scientific development. Through rigorous testing, we’ve found that custom t-shirts are the best way to celebrate your lab workers. While you’re at it, consider these awesome laboratory slogans and sayings to help make each trial more exciting.

32 Laboratory Slogans and Sayings

  • Laboratory Professionals get results
  • Lab-tested, fun approved
  • Lab blinded me with science
  • Putting the scientific method to test
  • All the world is a laboratory to the inquiring mind
  • A tidy lab means a lazy chemist
  • Keep calm and experiment on
  • It’s better with beakers
  • Lab: Turning hypotheses into theories
  • What did YOU discover today?
  • I’ve done my research
  • Hands-on science for adults
  • We can test that
  • If at first you don’t succeed, run another trial
  • Get out of my laboratory!
  • My other lab is a secret, underground lab
  • Mad scientist working
  • The mind is the real laboratory
  • My best friends are lab rats
  • Lab rats are a-maze-ing
  • Analyze this!
  • Test twice label once
  • I care about all of my specimens
  • Bunsen burners turn me on
  • This lab has gone 0 days without releasing a plague
  • We play with chemicals
  • Chemistry is like cooking, except you can’t lick the spoon
  • Measure twice, only explode once
  • The only names I remember are chemicals
  • Lab is where the real work gets done
  • The only place it’s ok to play with fire
  • Like modern-day witches, but cooler

How to Design Lab Team Apparel

Lab teams usually want a tee for lab week or a team event, a warm layer for a cold lab, and a mug for the break room. The 3 picks below cover all three.

Bayside USA-Made Jersey T-shirt

Bayside USA-Made Jersey T-shirt

  • Made-in-the-USA cotton tee for lab week and team events
  • Lab name on the front and a saying on the back
Champion Powerblend Midweight Zip Hoodie

Champion Powerblend Midweight Zip Hoodie

  • Zip layer for chilly labs and early shifts
  • Zips off easily when it warms up
15 oz. Campfire Ceramic Mug

15 oz. Campfire Ceramic Mug

  • A break-room mug for every lab worker
  • Add a saying like Keep calm and experiment on

Collect sizes with Custom Ink’s Group Order Form. Everyone picks a size from a shared link, and the organizer pays once.

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Laboratory Slogans FAQ

Which lab sayings work best on a shirt?

Short ones read best, like Analyze this! or We can test that. Save the longer sayings for the back of the shirt or a mug.

Can we add our lab or department name?

Yes. Many labs put a saying on the front and the lab, hospital, or school name on the back or sleeve.

When should we order shirts for lab week?

Order a few weeks before the event. That leaves time to approve the design, collect sizes, and have the shirts arrive in time.

Can I get help with the design?

Yes. Start in the Design Lab, and Custom Ink’s Inkers can help with fonts, colors, and placement.

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Grant is the Senior Copywriter at Custom Ink. He loves stories of all kinds and actively seeks to enthrall everyone around him with exciting tales, even if they’re about everyday events. Outside of storytelling, Grant loves to immerse himself in movies, television, books, and games, as well as go exploring in order to draw inspiration for the worlds in his mind.

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