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Kendra Kountz Posted By Kendra Kountz —

Kendra is the Copywriting Support at Custom Ink. She has a background in art but she loves writing, so she finds a compromise between the two by creating comics in her free time.
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After countless years of hard work, retirement is definitely a cause to celebrate. Whether it’s for your own retirement or a friend or family member’s, you need a way to showcase this achievement. Why not design custom shirts and let them do the work for you?

36 Retirement Sayings & Slogans

  1. Retirement: The Adventure Begins
  2. Retired and it feels so good!
  3. What day is it again? I’m retired.
  4. 9 to 5? What’s that again?
  5. Off to the greener pastures of retirement
  6. Forever off the clock
  7. Enjoying those 7-day weekends
  8. I may be retired, but I’m working hard at doing nothing!
  9. Not my problem, I’m retired
  10. Retirement: Life in the Slow Lane
  11. No meetings, no schedule, no problem
  12. Retired from work, not from life
  13. Retirement is like a vacation the whole year long
  14. Retirement: I’ve paid my dues, so now the fun begins
  15. Working hard at hardly working
  16. I love Mondays! …why yes, I am retired
  17. It’s 5 o’ clock somewhere…all day every day
  18. Retirement: Reclaim your life
  19. Every day is Saturday
  20. I’m retired, I do what I want
  21. Everything’s better when you’re retired
  22. I’ll get to it eventually, I’m retired
  23. Work hard, then play hard
  24. I worked to live—now I get to work at life
  25. Mondays are just as good as Fridays when you’re retired
  26. Retired from work, not life
  27. Retired but no longer tired
  28. I worked hard for this!
  29. I’m my own boss now
  30. Retired and loving it
  31. Retirement: Vacation forever, working never
  32. All play and no work
  33. I’ve been planning for my retirement! Planning on doing nothing.
  34. Everything’s on my terms now, I’m retired
  35. Retirement: no clocks, no commutes, no bosses
  36. Know work, know problems. No work, no problems!

How to Design Retirement Shirts

Retirement parties usually want a tee for the celebration, a hat for the first vacation, and a mug for slow mornings. The 3 picks below cover all three.

Bayside USA-Made Jersey T-shirt

Bayside USA-Made Jersey T-shirt

  • Made-in-the-USA cotton tee for the party
  • Saying on the front
47 Brand Clean Up Baseball Hat - Embroidered

47 Brand Clean Up Baseball Hat – Embroidered

  • Embroidered hat for the first vacation
  • Add the retirement year
15 oz. Campfire Ceramic Mug

15 oz. Campfire Ceramic Mug

  • Ceramic mug for slow mornings
  • Add the retiree’s name

Collect sizes with Custom Ink’s Group Order Form. Everyone picks a size from a shared link, and the organizer pays once.

Make Retirement T-shirts

Retirement Sayings FAQ

Which retirement sayings work best on shirts?

Short ones read best, like Forever Off the Clock or Every Day Is Saturday.

Can we add the retiree’s name and year?

Yes. Many groups put a saying on the front and the retiree’s name and year on the back.

When should we order retirement party shirts?

Order a few weeks before the party. That leaves time to approve the design, collect sizes, and have the shirts arrive in time.

Can I get help with the design?

Yes. Start in the Design Lab, and Custom Ink’s Inkers can help with fonts, colors, and placement.

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Kendra is the Copywriting Support at Custom Ink. She has a background in art but she loves writing, so she finds a compromise between the two by creating comics in her free time.

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