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Catchy and Funny Plumbing Slogans for Advertising

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Need a creative or funny slogan for your plumbing company? Custom Ink has compiled a list of clever sayings just for you. Our slogans are great to add to company t-shirts and sweatshirts, or to just draw inspiration from. Most of all, they’re a great way to get clients to remember you!

Funny Plumbing Slogans & Sayings

  1. Your John’s best friend.
  2. We’re plumb crazy!
  3. We ♥ Pipe
  4. Same shift, different day.
  5. We won’t drain your checkbook!
  6. Laying pipe, day and night!
  7. Got water?
  8. We’re #1 in #2

Creative Yet Professional Plumbing Slogans

  1. A royal flush beats a full house.
  2. Don’t sleep with a drip, call [company name].
  3. Quality counts, doesn’t cost.
  4. Toilet running? We’re toilet marathoners.
  5. Flushing your troubles away since XXXX.
  6. If it don’t flush, call us!
  7. Got a dirty job? That’s our specialty.
  8. We drain your pipes, not your wallet.

How to Design Plumbing Company Shirts

Plumbing crews usually want a polo for service calls, a tee for job sites, and a hat for the truck. The 3 picks below cover all three.

Sport-Tek RacerMesh Performance Polo - Printed

Sport-Tek RacerMesh Performance Polo – Printed

  • Performance polo for service calls
  • Company logo on the chest
Bayside USA-Made Jersey T-shirt

Bayside USA-Made Jersey T-shirt

  • Made-in-the-USA cotton tee for the crew
  • Company name on the back
47 Brand Clean Up Baseball Hat - Embroidered

47 Brand Clean Up Baseball Hat – Embroidered

  • Embroidered hat for the team
  • Logo on the front

Collect sizes with Custom Ink’s Group Order Form. Everyone picks a size from a shared link, and the organizer pays once.

Design Your Own Plumbing Company Shirts

Plumbing Slogans FAQ

Which plumbing slogans work best on shirts?

Short ones read best, like We’re Plumb Crazy! or Got Water?

Can we add our logo and phone number?

Yes. Many companies put the logo on the chest and the phone number on the back.

When should we order company shirts?

Order a few weeks before you need them. That leaves time to approve the design, collect sizes, and have the shirts arrive in time.

Can I get help with the design?

Yes. Start in the Design Lab, and Custom Ink’s Inkers can help with fonts, colors, and placement.

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